They're our heroes. No, not doctors or police officers or military troops. They're athletes and other sports figures -- mostly illiterate oafs...
Did ya watch it last night? Me neither. Frankly, who cares. In general, the NBA is a boring, unwatchable enterprise. In specificity, the...
On this July 4th Weekend, we thought we¿d deviate from the normal path of heavy-hitting sports reporting to shake hands with Uncle Sam, face...
Well, if you slipped and cracked your skull on a rock or were lost at sea or were anxiously awaiting a Baltimore Orioles victory, you may have...
We¿d like to welcome a guest writer for this column. Please say hello to former president, general, and drunkard Ulysses S. Rant....
Well, no introduction is needed, because, hell, we've only done headlines about 400 times already. So here we go...
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You know him as the swashbuckling spokesman for Dos Equis beer. He¿s The Most Interesting Man In The World, and he¿s always surrounded by hot...
Our erstwhile shutterbugs have been shutterbugging their way around ballyards, stadiums, and arenas in an effort to capture this week's hottest...
If there¿s anything we¿ve learned here at Doubleplay Publishing and Wordsmithery, it¿s that our readers ¿ both of you ¿ are a cultured...
Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! No...it's just another pile of filth and rot known as "Headlines We We Wish You'd Have Wrtten...
